Hurry Up, Doomsday

Umm, I stole this from WFMU's Beware of the Blog, but it's pretty interesting.

$10,000 for killing a Whooping Crane.

$54,500 for releasing anydrous ammonia into the environment.

$55,000 for illegally travelling to Cuba.

$70,000 for mishandling and mislabeling hazardous chemicals.

$116,000 for improper disposal of flammable materials and other violations.

$133,000 for exposing employees to infectious diseases.

$1.2 million for broadcasting pixillated boobs (FCC).

So, listen to not FCC-regulated radio: UCLAradio.com! On a side note, today felt very post-apocalyptic.

Here's a picture from a year ago that also seems pretty armageddon-y.

Perhaps it will rain.

My legs are unequivocally achy. I don't know why. Tis quite unfortunate.

ummm, I got bitten by a rat.

No, I don't have rabies. BUT I GOT BITTEN BY A RAT!

edit: Danny Elfman was there. There was creepy music within feet. Fitting for a rat bite, it seems.

My photo was featured on LAist!!!!!!

See title. WOOOOOOO. http://laist.com/2007/10/11/extra_extra_.php Check it.

Etrog Vodka.

See title. It's happening. It's a two step, week-long process.

Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)

Ye Olde Curiosity Shoppe, Seattle, WA

I watched The Darjeeling Limited Wednesday evening. At the end of it, my body ached. Adrien Brody showed up and was pure hipster. Wes Anderson showed up, as well, and was super Caucasian. Roman Coppola showed up and I didn't even really notice. Slate thinks, "Hands down, it's his most obnoxious movie yet."

"There's his pervasive preciousness, exemplified by the way he pins actors into the centers of fastidiously composed tableaux like so many dead butterflies. There's his slump-shouldered parade of heroes who seem capable of just two emotions: dolorous and more dolorous (not that there haven't been vibrant exceptions to this). And there's the way he frequently couples songs—particularly rock songs recorded by shaggy Europeans between 1964 and 1972—with slow-motion effects, as though he's sweeping a giant highlighter across the emotional content of a scene."

I would tend to agree. Despite this obnoxiousness, I kinda really liked it. Plus, the cinematography was spectacular.

Black pens should not be allowed to have blue ink.

Portlandia

So, I am still in Portland, but with the parents, and thus I have a ton of parents-are-sleeping-I-am-awake time to waste on the internet, which is unfortunate. But, whatever. A few things I have learned in this time:

1. Meerkats know how to use cameras.
2. LA life=eek!
3. Southern California water might be rationed as early as next year. also=eek!
4. Paris Hilton is suing Hallmark Cards for the use of "That's Hot," a phrase which she has trademarked. oy.
5. Calif. 'Perfect Drought' Could Span 100 Years
6. Përshëndetje is how you greet someone in Albanian. Thanks Flickr!
   

the northwest

So I am in Portland today until Monday. 'Took the train in. While I had never been on a train previously, I had built up pretty extensive and detailed images of what I wished it would be like from many cultural references, but specifically the oft-referenced-by-me 1956 gem of a film, Around the World in 80 Days. Unfortunately, the AmTrak Coast Starlight isn't as awesome. I wasn't playing whist with my neighbour; nor was I admiring the flocked wallpaper on the walls and the gold buttons on the porter's uniforms because none of that was there. And, the food in dining car was pretty lame. But, I still thoroughly enjoyed it, singing some Woody Guthrie songs in my head.

The hotel we're in here is pretty crazy. I prefer it to your average Hilton, but they are going a little overboard with the clashing patterns, trying so hard to prove their hipness. Free wireless, though, so yay. And, there's a cute little recycle bin! Oh, you 'ecochic' Portland. I have this idea to get on top of a lot of the ecoroofs here, but I don't think that's going to happen.

Ran into the Ice Cream Man this evening, as well--pretty exciting, but no ice cream was being given out yet and the folks didn't want to wait around. Hopefully, we'll be able to arrange a Automatic Stapler Ice Cream session (which was supposed to happen when the station basically collapsed).

Following are a few choice photos of the last several days in Seattle. For full size and additional photos, check out my flickr.
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scallops

In response to Erica's most recent post, I must say I am a pretty excellent cook. I, however, almost never cook just because I am SO lazy when it comes to feeding myself. I did, however, on July 21st, according to the secretagentskills of Flickr, cook some pretty mean scallops. As evidenced (is that word?) by this picture:Anyways, those aren't just delicious scallops but delicious scallops with delicious balsamic mushrooms with reduced (!) lettuce something or other. Yeah. You want to be invited to one of my dinner parties, which will be starting once I move into my apartment, which will happen once my building's elevator isn't broken, which better happen before I leave for Seattle!

some Dodgers observations

some Dodgers observations:

• topiaries? Seriously? What Dodger fan really cares about shaped plants? Especially since the shapes are just hemispheres.
  
• Universal Studios is definitely not the center of Los Angeles entertainment.
• They no longer have cool-named players, except for maybe Saito. I miss Raul Mondesi and Hideo Nomo. They don't have great names, but I also miss: Adrian Beltre, Mark Grudzielanek, Eric Karros, Todd Hollandsworth, and Brett Butler.
  

This Mederma For Kids commercial is super creepy:



Haven't listed those great eBay items in a while. I have no money currently, but if you wear my size shoes you can buy them and then let me borrow them once in a while. ;-)

• Navy blue & silver Miu Miu platform pumps.
  
• Orange Chloe flats.

I no longer like David Letterman.

David Letterman is really boring. This is somehow a new idea for me. Too bad Huell doesn't start until 12:30 and I don't have cable here. This picture is really awesomely related to this post if you speak hebrew and watch Letterman. woo! unvaried sentence structure.

A few other TV observations:
1. Wilco song "What Light" in Volkswagen commercial.
2. I don't get PBS. What? No PBS! PBS is part of regular TV, isn't it? I am sure it is, and yet I don't get it. At least I got FOX for a House episode I hadn't seen.

Too bad I don't have a 1959 or 1960 model TV!

all in good time

So, apparently I am in no blogging mood these days. I would, however, love to share some more fab internet stuff to peruse.

• Walk Score. See how walkable your neighborhood is. Mine isn't. Boo. :-(

• I was driving on Westwood when this "Car Bomb Mystery" happened. Weird. LAist investigates.
• Top 10 Tacos in West Los Angeles! I haven't been to any of the listed places, so I can't confirm. Feel free to let me know if you can. I gotta recommend the not-listed La Serenata's crispy tacos. yum!
• These pictured Texans make enjoyable music. Photo by me.
• Check out more photos by me!
  

More quick restaurant reviews coming soon!

12/11/10 update: TACOS POR FAVOR IS AMAZING.

crazy German ingenuity.

the iPhone of toothbrushes. fun!

Monday Round-Up

Let's just start out right away with those lovely shoes that aren't my size, once again.

• Miu Miu Platforms 99 cents! crazy pattern
• Miu Miu wedges $9.99 pretty sleek.

A few interesting links to peruse this week:

• The Sad Fate of the Comma
  
• "Facebookers are strivers" (Newsweek)
• The Night Ryan Met Elton

Funny weird VH1 Classic-trying-to-make-a-music-video-of-a-song-that-never-had-one of the Day!

• http://youtube.com/watch?v=LmWRjjpBlWw

NOTE: new calendar on the right!

Congressional Checkerboard Bludgeon

Oh, how those spam subject lines get more interesting everyday!

To start off this post how I ended the previous post, following are a few eBay items that I highly recommend. While last time they were not my size, this time they are just above my I-have-no-money-but-I-buy-things-anyways limit of 25 dollars. These Miu Miu pumps are kinda crazy, exactly how I like them. I have had a pair of these in my "My eBay" for a least a year, but every pair I put in there gets too expensive. Perhaps not for you. The Marni ones fail in the size category as well as the price category (although just by one dollar, I am a stickler to my rule or I would be broke). They are really quite fab, however, with that trusty black, gray, and white combination.

Yesterday, I attended the last Indie 103.1-presented "Also I Like to Rock" events at the Hammer Museum featuring Sea Wolf and Midnight Movies. While I've been to MOCA's Nightvision and LACMA's night events (with a title I can't remember) and Getty's Fridays off the 405, even Hammer's own Hammer Bash!es, I had never been to one of these before. Not much difference, except that the overall hipster quota was more than met--to an obnoxious extent, actually. We had all ages represented here, too. The whore-y 13yr-olds in their leggings tucked into cowboy boots with American Apparel lamé (isn't it great how if you type that without the accent it's just lame; really quite a revealing fact, I say) leotards underneath some horrible empire-waisted tunic, the summer-before-college-just-graduated-high-school "I-am-so-awesome" boys with their skinny jeans, the mid20s-mid30s alcoholic folks with posses, and the old men sort-of-dancing and just looking creepy. Going to the events which I do, I have come to expect such ideas of cool. This just had so much of it that I was overwhelmed.

OK, now that I have finished ranting, y'all really should check out Sea Wolf. I started mentioning him to my friends around June of 2006 after I saw him open for Seu Jorge (weird pairing) at the El Rey. While most of the crowd was bored, and I was admittedly a little myself at first (although probably just not in the mood to have anything get in the way of Jorge's Brazilian excitement), I ended up really enjoying their set. Especially the songs "Middle Distance Runner" and "Black Dirt." But when I got home and looked them up, there was barely any info anywhere. Then suddenly a few months later, they were everywhere. Now they are signed to Dangerbird Records and being touted by indie tastemakers everywhere! crazy. And it seems that most of the people at the Hammer last night were there to see Sea Wolf and not the, at-this-point stalwarts, Midnight Movies. Too bad they didn't perform either Middle Distance Runner or Black Dirt. (Correction, he did play Black Dirt.)

Check out the post I wrote about the Alex Church & co. at the UCLAradio.com blog back in August of last year to hear their single, "You're a Wolf." The EP Get to the River Before It Runs Too Low is out now, first full length out in September.

Download: The Garden That You Planted (mp3)

and you know what? arrivederci

The title of this post comes courtesy of ex-Making The Band choreographer Laurie Ann Gibson, except she said "arrivedirtchi" and quite intensely. Too bad this was used to one of the contestants and not to Diddy three televisionminutes later.

On another TV note, I finally finished watching the 22 Sundance-provided hours of Live Earth last night. Which means, I finished about 3 hours of Live Earth last night and a tremendous long time of fast-forwarding. A few observations:

1. John Mayer needs to button his shirt, thanks.
2. Hologram (or whatever) Gore is creepy.
3. Crowded House song about taking the weather with you is quite lovely.
4. "Hey You" at the end of every commercial break was super excessive. Now I hate the song, whereas previously I only disliked it.
   
5. Madonna is awesome. Her keyboardist was really cute. But, why was she playing the guitar during Ray of Light? Totally ruined it. And it's her best song!
6. La Isla Bonita was awesome. Kudos. yes, I am a gazillion days behind on this one.

Side TV note, Brendan Benson's "What I'm Looking For" in Sears commercial, applied to kitchen cabinetry. hmmm.

And now for the problem of the day: Every time I get my teeth cleaned, I receive a nice little free bottle of Listerine. Now, I love mouth wash so this is always quite exciting. Customarily, I am given a 3 fl oz glass container of CoolMint Antiseptic Listerine which claims to kill "germs that cause Bad Breath, Plaque & the gum disease Gingivitis." First, do many people really need the description before Gingivitis? Second, note the gkla-esque capitalization. These are such convenient little bottles that usually I save them for trips and such and, instead, use the huge 2.1 liter bottles I get from Costco. Yesterday, upon finishing the citrus flavored huge bottle, I notice it expired in 2006. GREAT.

Anyways, this brings us to the crux of the matter. Last time I was at the dentist, they give me a 8.5 fl oz plastic bottle of Listerine Tooth Defense Anticavity Flouride Rinse. "For me?!" I asked shyly. While it was no glass jar, how nice of them to give me such a present. I used it for the first time last night. It tasted quite different, but pretty good. This morning, I pondered the different taste and decided to read the fine print beneath the "peel here" label. In bold, This product is not intended to help prevent or reduce plaque and gingivitis. What? I don't understand. Why am I using this mouth wash then? Well, I guess the fluoride is good for my weak, cavity-loving teeth. But, I don't want no gingivitis. What to do, what to do?

Also, radiating pain from the back of my jaw on each side. I think it may be time to remove those wisdom teeth. Boo.

And now for a few things I want but are not in my size, so you who fits them should buy instead. Just thank me for the guidance! ;-)

• bee-you-tea-ful (and only $11.04) Marc Jacobs shoes
• fancy fancy satin Miu Miu stunners $9.99!
  

tasty, tasty

Yo folks,

I'm back to give you a run-down of what I deem fantastic at each of the following restaurants. I guarantee it (if, of course, you have the same tastes as me, which you should)!

Damon and Pythias - Portabella Caprese Sandwich Portabella Mushrooms on Grilled Foccacia Bread with Roasted Tomatoes, Fresh Mozzarella Cheese, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Fresh Basil and Mixed Baby Greens.

Novel Cafe - Chinese Chicken Salad. not your average chinese chicken sald. In fact, the only resemblence to the usual one is the mandarin oranges; oh, and the chicken. Otherwise, a world apart and delicious!

Soliel - Chicken Crepe. AMAZING, seriously. The crepe is a beautiful thing in general, and this one specifically has a fantastic light cream sauce with tons of mushrooms. Plus it comes with a scrumptious salad and superb skinny skinny fries.

California Chicken Cafe - Vegetable Salad with Balsamic Vinagrette Dressing. Oh man, what a salad. Just go taste it as soon as possible.

California Fresh - Grilled Chicken Combo/ Pizza. This place is full of great deals. A large pizza is 7 dollars. The Grilled Chicken combo comes with two sides. I always choose grilled vegetables and humus and pita. They are on Westwood and La Grange, a bit south of the village.

Sprazzo - Pappardelle Quattro Funghi. Wide egg pasta with shitake, oyster, porcini, and champignon mushrooms in a light wine sauce.

Nizam -7.99 All You Can Eat Lunch Buffett. tastttttty food. especially the Chicken Makhni, Samosas, Mango, and Naan.

La Serenata - Crispy Chicken Tacos. with some odd but awesome rice and tomatillo sauce.

Gyu Kaku - Chicken Tare, Original Bibimba. Japanese food Korean style. "a yakiniku dining experience"

Okay, go try all of that! Report back your opinions.

there's a particular alley

I am just finishing up an essay about castrated boys in Italy singing opera in the 18th century. So exciting, right? Too bad I am really not interested and definitely disgusted. Right now I am listening to bossa nova and jazz greats like Joao Gilberto and Thelonius Monk; I sure do love Monk. Turns out, Summerschool is lame. Also turns out, however, that I know this and yet continue to enroll in it quite frequently. It seems that the thought of taking four classes for three quarters is much more frightening than summer school. Yet, I have now spent some weeks studying opera and feminism and partially-castrated sexually-promiscuous Italians and a runonsentence of more things I don't care about, and perhaps I would have been better off taking four classes a quarter.

I went to my new apartment on Thursday to measure it and drew up little floorplans for the two rooms, split into the bedroom, closet, living room area, dining room area, kitchen, and library nook. I am going to have a library nook! There's this really random area created by some weird walls so I am going to put bookcases covering the walls plus a table for my record player and an old antique lamp I rescued from my grandmother's garage. This is right next to the kitchen, which is kinda weird, but whatever--it's a library nook!

passion plays.

canker sore?

Dear old man, wise old man

leaves and kings.

Since did Century City Shopping Center decide to get all pseudo-zen garden?

It seems to me that too many of Project Runway's designers this season fit odd images of my dreams.

The best image, for sure, is Bradley Baumkirchner as the Scandinavian sailor of 1973. I immediately created this whole life for him; it's fantastic. His little house, in my brain, is mostly old wood and really light blue paint with beige and heather gray furniture. Man. Complete image. Intense. If I was industrious, I would draw it all out right now, but I am not.

The Devil, and others, wear Prada

The loved eyeglasses broke last week. I've been wearing them even though they only have one arm (what is it called?) for 12 days.

So, today I got new ones by Prada; my dad has taken to calling me the devil.

Thanks Hollywood, Laura

pirate's life for me

This house on Gayley has been beat up and closed down forever, but now they are beginning to fix it up. This saddens me tremendously because I wanted to buy it and make it awesome. I drew out a plan and everything. The palms trees in front are spectacular. Very sad, indeed.

Public = nonexcludable and indivisable.

So, I just took my last final. In 40 minutes; it was scheduled for 3 hours. hmmm.
I have always liked the above grate thing.

Shoe In

I am not clever. But I like this shoe just sitting underneath a bus bench in Chinatown.

Josh Ritter @ the El Rey

I discovered a new function on my camera today. I don't know what it is, but it makes pictures all crazy - haven't decided yet if it is in a good way or not. We shall see.

expressionism?

3 am painting in the dark while watching the Munsters instead of doing work. wooo!

Crazy Cat

That's me!

The Perils of Schoenberg

This was quite scary to find sitting nonchallantly in a corner of Schoenberg. Look at the gooey taupe stuff oozing out from underneath it. oy! This reminds me of early high school, when I sat behind this planter thing at lunch time and noticed a big forest green decanter of liquid poison. It made that lunch way appetizing for sure. It is funny that the only places I have ever seen poison is at schools.

what has happened to thai food today?

A thai hot dog, really?

geico?

no, gecko. in my elevator.

Memorial Day